What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

A View to a Kill

What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Romania in the past was a poor country, but last year the government announced it had 521 billion leu (113$ billion dollars) revenue. Why is so much? What's the reason?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What are the best Jewish jokes?

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What do gang stalkers want?

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Is Max Verstappen unstoppable this season?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.